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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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