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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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