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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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