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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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