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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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