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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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