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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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