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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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