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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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