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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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