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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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