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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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