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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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