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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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