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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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