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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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