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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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