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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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