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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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