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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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