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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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