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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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