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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺
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