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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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