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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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