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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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