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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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