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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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