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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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