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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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