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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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