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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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