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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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