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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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