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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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