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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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