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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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