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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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