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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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