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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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