Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.