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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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