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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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