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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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