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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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