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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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