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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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