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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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