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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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