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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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